I Exist Out of Spite Thanksgiving Tee — Dinner Fights Back
Black / XS
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
$33.99
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ABOUT THIS SHIRT
- THE MAIN COURSE HAS DECLINED — A furious turkey with a carving knife and a roasting pan for a shield, finished in distressed fall colors beneath “I Exist Out of Spite.” He was told it was a family gathering. Nobody mentioned the oven.
- COMFORT FOR THE FAMILY GATHERING — Soft, lightweight fabric with a little stretch and a unisex fit. Comfortable for a full day of food, family, and pretending you didn’t hear that comment.
- PRE-SHRUNK. STILL HOLDING A GRUDGE — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain polyester. Lightweight fabric with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
- VETERAN-FOUNDED. SARCASM INCLUDED — Founded by a U.S. Army veteran. We made this one for anyone who’s been told “please behave” before the guests arrive.
- A GIFT FOR THE USUAL SUSPECT — A Thanksgiving or Friendsgiving gift for the friend who would call this a self-portrait. They’ll know why you picked it.
Product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala.
Fabric note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
I Exist Out of Spite Thanksgiving Tee — Dinner Fights Back
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
$33.99
- THE MAIN COURSE HAS DECLINED — A furious turkey with a carving knife and a roasting pan for a shield, finished in distressed fall colors beneath “I Exist Out of Spite.” He was told it was a family gathering. Nobody mentioned the oven.
- COMFORT FOR THE FAMILY GATHERING — Soft, lightweight fabric with a little stretch and a unisex fit. Comfortable for a full day of food, family, and pretending you didn’t hear that comment.
- PRE-SHRUNK. STILL HOLDING A GRUDGE — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain polyester. Lightweight fabric with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
- VETERAN-FOUNDED. SARCASM INCLUDED — Founded by a U.S. Army veteran. We made this one for anyone who’s been told “please behave” before the guests arrive.
- A GIFT FOR THE USUAL SUSPECT — A Thanksgiving or Friendsgiving gift for the friend who would call this a self-portrait. They’ll know why you picked it.
Product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala.
Fabric note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 40.6 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 |