Cluster Foxtrot Oversized Hoodie — Chaos Comes Standard
Black / S
Sale price
$74.99
Regular price
$79.99
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ABOUT THIS HOODIE
- TACTICALLY QUESTIONABLE. FULLY COMMITTED. — A tactical Sasquatch riding a bomb with entirely too much confidence. The artwork is distressed. The safety officer probably is too.
- COMFORT FOR YOUR TIME OFF — Soft fleece made from 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester, with a relaxed unisex fit and dropped shoulders for easy layering. An easy choice when the uniform comes off and the sarcasm stops needing a filter.
- HOODIE ESSENTIALS, COVERED — A lined pullover hood with no drawcord, a front kangaroo pocket, and ribbed sleeve cuffs. Somewhere to put your hands while you question everyone’s decisions.
- WRYOPS FROM FRONT TO BACK — Distressed front artwork, graphics on both sleeves, and a small upper-back logo. The front gets the laugh. The details make it WryOps.
- VETERAN-FOUNDED. SARCASM INCLUDED. — Founded by a U.S. Army veteran, with a sense of humor familiar to military, first responders, and medical personnel. We take the work seriously. Some of the nonsense deserves a hoodie.
- A GIFT FOR THE USUAL SUSPECT — Give it to the person you look at when someone says, “What could possibly go wrong?” They’ll know why you picked it.
Product sourced from Vietnam.
Fabric note: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible lint, avoid wearing dark clothing underneath a light-colored hoodie or light clothing underneath a dark-colored hoodie.
Cluster Foxtrot Oversized Hoodie — Chaos Comes Standard
Sale price
$74.99
Regular price
$79.99
- TACTICALLY QUESTIONABLE. FULLY COMMITTED. — A tactical Sasquatch riding a bomb with entirely too much confidence. The artwork is distressed. The safety officer probably is too.
- COMFORT FOR YOUR TIME OFF — Soft fleece made from 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester, with a relaxed unisex fit and dropped shoulders for easy layering. An easy choice when the uniform comes off and the sarcasm stops needing a filter.
- HOODIE ESSENTIALS, COVERED — A lined pullover hood with no drawcord, a front kangaroo pocket, and ribbed sleeve cuffs. Somewhere to put your hands while you question everyone’s decisions.
- WRYOPS FROM FRONT TO BACK — Distressed front artwork, graphics on both sleeves, and a small upper-back logo. The front gets the laugh. The details make it WryOps.
- VETERAN-FOUNDED. SARCASM INCLUDED. — Founded by a U.S. Army veteran, with a sense of humor familiar to military, first responders, and medical personnel. We take the work seriously. Some of the nonsense deserves a hoodie.
- A GIFT FOR THE USUAL SUSPECT — Give it to the person you look at when someone says, “What could possibly go wrong?” They’ll know why you picked it.
Product sourced from Vietnam.
Fabric note: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible lint, avoid wearing dark clothing underneath a light-colored hoodie or light clothing underneath a dark-colored hoodie.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 38-41 | 22 ½ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 42-45 | 22 ½ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 46-49 | 24 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 50-53 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 54-57 | 25 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 58-62 | 27 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 96.5-104.1 | 57.2 |
| M | 73 | 106.7-114.3 | 57.2 |
| L | 75.6 | 116.8-124.5 | 61.6 |
| XL | 78.1 | 127-134.6 | 61.6 |
| 2XL | 80.7 | 137.2-144.8 | 64.8 |
| 3XL | 83.2 | 147.3-157.5 | 68.6 |