I Exist Out of Spite Thanksgiving Tee — Reverse Dinner Fights Back
Black / XS
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
$33.99
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ABOUT THIS SHIRT
- THE MAIN COURSE HAS DECLINED — A furious turkey with a carving knife and a roasting pan for a shield, finished in distressed fall colors beneath “I Exist Out of Spite.” He was told it was a family gathering. Nobody mentioned the oven.
- COMFORT FOR THE FAMILY GATHERING — Soft, lightweight fabric with a little stretch and a unisex fit. Comfortable for a full day of food, family, and pretending you didn’t hear that comment.
- PRE-SHRUNK. STILL HOLDING A GRUDGE — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain polyester. Lightweight fabric with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
- VETERAN-FOUNDED. SARCASM INCLUDED — Founded by a U.S. Army veteran. We made this one for anyone who’s been told “please behave” before the guests arrive.
- A GIFT FOR THE USUAL SUSPECT — A Thanksgiving or Friendsgiving gift for the friend who would call this a self-portrait. They’ll know why you picked it.
Product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
I Exist Out of Spite Thanksgiving Tee — Reverse Dinner Fights Back
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
$33.99
- THE MAIN COURSE HAS DECLINED — A furious turkey with a carving knife and a roasting pan for a shield, finished in distressed fall colors beneath “I Exist Out of Spite.” He was told it was a family gathering. Nobody mentioned the oven.
- COMFORT FOR THE FAMILY GATHERING — Soft, lightweight fabric with a little stretch and a unisex fit. Comfortable for a full day of food, family, and pretending you didn’t hear that comment.
- PRE-SHRUNK. STILL HOLDING A GRUDGE — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain polyester. Lightweight fabric with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
- VETERAN-FOUNDED. SARCASM INCLUDED — Founded by a U.S. Army veteran. We made this one for anyone who’s been told “please behave” before the guests arrive.
- A GIFT FOR THE USUAL SUSPECT — A Thanksgiving or Friendsgiving gift for the friend who would call this a self-portrait. They’ll know why you picked it.
Product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 40.6 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 |