I Exist Out of Spite Thanksgiving Baseball Cap — Dinner Fights Back
Black
Sale price
$20.99
Regular price
$24.99
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ABOUT THIS CAP
- THE MAIN COURSE HAS DECLINED — Vintage-style “I Exist Out of Spite” artwork featuring a furious turkey with a carving knife and a roasting pan for a shield. He was told it was a family gathering. Nobody mentioned the oven.
- LOW PROFILE. HIGHLY OPINIONATED — Unstructured, six-panel construction with a low-profile shape. Made from 100% chino cotton twill; Green Camo is 35% chino cotton twill and 65% polyester.
- ADJUSTABLE FIT. FIXED ATTITUDE — An adjustable strap with an antique buckle lets you find your fit. Six embroidered eyelets provide ventilation while you try to keep your cool.
- VETERAN-FOUNDED. SARCASM INCLUDED — Founded by a U.S. Army veteran. We made this one for anyone who’s been told “please behave” before the guests arrive.
- A GIFT FOR THE USUAL SUSPECT — A Thanksgiving or Friendsgiving gift for the friend who would call this a self-portrait. They’ll know why you picked it.
Product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh.
I Exist Out of Spite Thanksgiving Baseball Cap — Dinner Fights Back
Sale price
$20.99
Regular price
$24.99
- THE MAIN COURSE HAS DECLINED — Vintage-style “I Exist Out of Spite” artwork featuring a furious turkey with a carving knife and a roasting pan for a shield. He was told it was a family gathering. Nobody mentioned the oven.
- LOW PROFILE. HIGHLY OPINIONATED — Unstructured, six-panel construction with a low-profile shape. Made from 100% chino cotton twill; Green Camo is 35% chino cotton twill and 65% polyester.
- ADJUSTABLE FIT. FIXED ATTITUDE — An adjustable strap with an antique buckle lets you find your fit. Six embroidered eyelets provide ventilation while you try to keep your cool.
- VETERAN-FOUNDED. SARCASM INCLUDED — Founded by a U.S. Army veteran. We made this one for anyone who’s been told “please behave” before the guests arrive.
- A GIFT FOR THE USUAL SUSPECT — A Thanksgiving or Friendsgiving gift for the friend who would call this a self-portrait. They’ll know why you picked it.
Product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh.